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DeLay Humor: Laugh or You'll Cry
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From about.com - today's political humor department takes a look at another political embarrassment in the US: Tom DeLay, now indicted for a felony count of campaign finance fraud. Here is the series of 10 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Tom DeLay Quotes Quotes collected by Daniel Kurtzman. Where it says (Source) will give the links to the direct proof via about.com.
10 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes by Tom DeLay 2) "Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?" –Tom Delay, to three young hurricane evacuees from New Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 9, 2005 (Source) 3) "I AM the federal government." –Tom DeLay, to the owner of Ruth's Chris Steak House, after being told to put out his cigar because of federal government regulations banning smoking in the building, May 14, 2003 (Source) 4) "We're no longer a superpower. We're a super-duper power." –Tom DeLay, explaining why America must topple Saddam Hussein in 2002 interview with Fox News (Source) 5) "Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes." –Tom DeLay, March 12, 2003 (Source) 6) "Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills." –Tom DeLay, on causes of the Columbine High School massacre, 1999 (Source) 7) "A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure. To provide stability. Not that a woman can't provide stability, I'm not saying that... It does take a father, though." -Tom DeLay, in a radio interview, Feb. 10, 2004 (Source) 8) "I don't believe there is a separation of church and state. I think the Constitution is very clear. The only separation is that there will not be a government church." –Tom DeLay (Source) 9) "Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an hour [the minimum wage in 1996] are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist." –Tom DeLay, during a debate in Congress on increasing the minimum wage, April 23, 1996 (Source) 10) "I am not a federal employee. I am a constitutional officer. My job is the Constitution of the United States, I am not a government employee. I am in the Constitution." –Tom DeLay, in a CNN interview, Dec. 19, 1995 (Source) Got another stupid Tom DeLay quote? Email it to politicalhumor.guide@about.com
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